Question by Sweater Kitteh: Why is it “stairway to heaven”, and “elevator to hell”?
does this mean that elevators are evil?
yes… but his associate is Jewish….
That’s it! I’m becoming Stewart!
or highway to hell for that matter… are highways evil?
Best answer:
Answer by weighing_of_heart
Ha. I don’t know – because it’s harder to get to Heaven?
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Brace yourself kid for the final collapse
There is no stairway to Heaven. VH was told to sing that by Satan. Hell is probably an elevator platform and God can lift us up from it if He will.
the only parts of that statement i believe are “stairway to heaven,” and i only believe that because i can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that led zeppelin did exist and did, in fact, sing that song, which also, did exist. now, i think you’ll be seriously disappointed when you find that there’s no actual “heaven” at the top of your stairway to heaven. also, i believe in elevators. there is no elevator to hell. obviously.
One is comfortable and voluntary. The other one is forced.
Because it’s ALWAYS easier to descend.
no silly you know that elevators are not evil but think about what it represents. everyone uses the elevator and it is faster. just like life, everyone wants to be on the same page, do the same things, and go the same way even if the “boarder way” is the worst way. and the stairs if you notice are rarely taken when next to and elevator why? because of the muscle movement and strength that it gives to your body but it takes longer time. so the “straight and narrow” doing things the lords way; is the stairway to heaven!
It’s a Hellbound Train.
Metaphors for “easy ways to get from hither to yon.”
Notice that the paths downwards are easier to traverse!
You should atleast know this….
because more people go to hell. if it was staircase to hell the steps would be all clogged up
Heaven up!! Hell down!!! IMHO if the elevators are headed to hell they are evil
Its harder to go to heaven
also the REAL Colbert is Catholic……
Getting to Heaven takes more effort
Highway…
No it means it’s easy to get to hell
And it takes determination to get to heaven.
Chutes and Ladders baby